I am tired. Also, I sleep too much.

Hi, I'm Jelysa. I post whatever i want, don't like it? Get out.

Enjoy my nightmare. ----------------------------------------

I love that I made him smile.

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10 hours ago

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via fxck-fake)

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11 hours ago

cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via fxck-fake)

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11 hours ago

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

(via fxck-fake)

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11 hours ago

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue, via fxck-fake)

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11 hours ago

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via fxck-fake)

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11 hours ago

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina, via crystallized-teardrops)

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Posted
13 hours ago

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via unescapable)

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Posted
13 hours ago

Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

(via asian)

When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.
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13 hours ago
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